Whittling Haiku

James Bowden

v2

I got a little
woodcarving kit, now I’d like
to whittle some shit!!

v1

I got a little
woodcarving kit, and now I’d
like to carve some shit!!

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Versions because I’ve been toying with the rhyming in my head a little bit–which sounds better to you?

Adding to the rhymery in my head, the badge in cub/boy scouts that allows you to wield a pocketknife is called the whittling chip / totin’ chip, hence shit.