This is a little series of poems all inspired by June Jordan’s “Poem Number Two on Bell’s Theorem, or The New Physicality of Long Distance Love”. They interplay with each other a good amount too.

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“Poem Number One on Newton’s Law of Universal Gravitation, or The Impossibility of Long Distance Relationship”

“Poem Number Four on Bell’s Theorem, or The Conditionality of Long Distance Love at Caltech”

“Poem Number Three on Bell’s Theorem, or The New New Physicality of Long Distance Love”

“Poem Number Five on the Universal Approximation Theorem, or Son, You Can Be Anything You Want to Be!”

“Poem Number Seventeen on Representer Theorem, or The New Simplicity of Existence”

“Poem Number 99927364832 on the No Free Lunch Theorem, or Don’t Bother Trying to Optimize, Overall Nothing Beats Random”